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DoGPiLe Patrol

This is an actual classified ad that was submitted to our free classified ad service on HometownUSA.com. This is not a joke, but sometimes certain things in life can be quite amusing, if you just have a way with words...like this ad-poster did! (This "joke" is being included on the Maineiac.com website with the owner of DoGPiLe Patrol's permission.)

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Voice: 727-856-7448
E-mail: k9scooper@dogpilepatrol.com
Website Address: www.dogpilepatrol.com

AD placed in 1 categories: Florida

PETS: DoGPiLe Patrol Pet Waste Poop Scooping Service of Pasco and Hernando

AD content:
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We're professional turd hurders.

Call today: 727-856-7448
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The "Poop Lady"

 

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