Barbies You'll Never See

• Spock Ken ...with pointy ears; one eyebrow raised
• Hippie Barbie ...complete with simulated controlled substances and paraphernalia
• Mortal Kombat Barbie ...includes more blood than you can even imagine
• Texas Necktie Barbie ...with gallows
• Safari Barbie ...with rifle, pith helmet, and pygmy guide
• Steroid Barbie ...the rest of her physique is as exaggerated as her bust is on the normal doll!
• Rock Climbing Barbie ...with climbing gear
• Militant Femminist Barbie ...with an assault rifle
• Cadaver Barbie ...removable internal organs
• Hunchback Barbie ...pull the string and she cries, "Sanctuary! Sanctuary!"
• Nancy Kerrigan Barbie ...her knees bend backwards
• Tonya Harding Barbie ...you didn't think we'd sell one without the other, did you?
• Barbie Brain in a Jar ...an empty jar
• Circus Clown Barbie ...complete with scary face paint and scary wig
• Human Cannonball Barbie ...complete with spring-loaded cannon that will shoot her 15-20 feet
• Lion Tamer Barbie ...lion is included; Barbie's head is not
• Bearded Barbie ...complete with tweezers