Barbies You'll Never See

• Bladder Control Barbie ...comes with a free box of Depends undergarments
• Chernobyl Barbie ...glows in the dark
• Jabba the Barbie ...Jabba with a Barbie head
• Princess Leia Barbie ...Barbie with the hairdo from Star Wars
• Darth Vader Barbie ...with plastic helmet; pull the string and she sounds like James Earl Jones
• Wookie Barbie ...obnoxious blonde hair everywhere
• Sharon Stone Barbie ...is there a difference?
• 'Arnold' Ken ...big and buff, no neck
• Rush Limbarbie ...big, no neck, but not buff
• Godzilla Barbie ...six foot tall lizard with Barbie head
• King Kong Barbie ...six foot tall ape holding Barbie doll dressed like Fae Rae
• T2 Barbie ...a study in silver
• Bugs Barbie ...buck teeth, long ears
• Elmer Fudd Ken ...bald with hunting hat and rifle
• Joker Barbie ...Barbie with Joker grin and white face
• Two-Face Barbie ...Barbie with Tommy Lee Jones' makeup from Batman Forever
• Dirty Harry Barbie ...comes with large caliber pistol; pull the string and she says, "Go ahead >giggle< Make my day!"
• Power Ranger Barbie ...with karate-chop action; complete with the ridiculous outfit
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Barbie ...one of the Turtles with Barbie head
• One-Eyed-Head-on-a-Spider-Made-from-an-Erector-Set-Barbie ...just what it sounds like
• Potato(e) Head Barbie ...also just what it sounds like
• Picasso Barbie ...everything's in the wrong place
• Steamroller Barbie ...doll squashed flat