Barbies You'll Never See

• Roadkill Barbie ...unrecognizable
• Tail Hook Barbie ...naval uniform with a VERY short skirt
• Stuntman Ken ...comes with lots of Band-Aids
• Spear-through-the-Head-Barbie ...no description necessary
• Bow-Legged Barbie ...high Stepper not included
• Amazon Barbie Barbie ...in a leopard skin outfit
• Shark Attack Barbie ...oh, must we describe everything for you?
• Stampede Barbie ...we're not talking about the rodeo in Calgary here...
• Barbie-Got-Run-Over-by-a-Reindeer ...an excellent Holiday gift idea
• Disco Barbie ...dressed in chiffon; includes disco ball
• Trailer Park Barbie ...for the parent who wants to show their child what grown-up life is really going to be like
• Battering Ram Barbie ...Barbie's head on the end of a battering ram
• Joan of Arc Barbie ...comes with stake, kindling, and matches
• Rastafarian Barbie ...she has dreadlocks and ganja, mon!
• Medusa Barbie ...Barbie with snakes for hair
• Gangsta Barbie ...complete set of Raiders apparel; rap cassette included
• Mafia Victim Barbie ...feet set in cement--she really sinks!
• Cartoon-style 'Hit-in-the-Head-with-a-Falling-Anvil' Barbie
• Barney Barbie ...bloated, plush, and purple; pull the string and she spouts inane drivel