A young blonde, on vacation in Louisiana, wanted a pair of alligator
shoes, but was reluctant to pay the high New Orleans prices.
"I'll just catch my own alligator," she told one shopkeeper,
"so I can get a pair of shoes for free." She stomped
out of the store and headed for the swamp.
Later, as the shopkeeper drove home, he spotted the blonde standing
waist-deep in the bayou, shotgun in hand, with a huge alligator
She took aim and shot the creature between the eyes. The shopkeeper
watched in amazement as she struggled to haul the carcass onto
an embankment where several other dead alligators were lined up.
"Oh, no!" the blonde shouted in dismay. "This one
isn't wearing any shoes either!"