Car for Sale

A blonde tried to sell her old car. But she was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 250,000 miles on it.

One day, she told her problem to a friend. The friend told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal."

"That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if only I can sell the car."

"Okay," said the friend, "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then you shouldn't have any more problems selling your car."

The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic.

About a month later, the blonde ran into her friend again who asked, "So, did you sell your car yet?"

"No," replied the blonde, "why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it!"

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