Three Sacks

There is a blonde, brunette and a red head on the run from the police. They come across this barn and decide to go in. They find three sacks on the floor, so they each get into one.

The police eventually find out where they have gone, so a policeman walks up to the sack with the red head in it, and kicks it. "Meow, meow!" says the red head and the cop says, "Oh, it's just a sack of cats."

Then he walks up to the sack with the brunette in it and kicks it. "Woof, woof!" says the brunette. "Just dogs," says the cop.

He finally came to the sack with blonde in it a kicks it.

"Potatoes, potatoes!" says the blonde.

Send This Page
to Friend or Foe!

SUBMIT A JOKE!
Please don't change
the pre-set subject
line of the e-mail you
send. If you change
the subject line, we
won't get your joke :)

Submit a Joke - Privacy Statement

Click here for BBB Business Review

Disclaimer: The jokes, sayings, movies, etc., that are contained on this site do not reflect the views of this company or any company associated with it. This site posts jokes circulating the internet, this company is neither the author nor should we be considered a publisher of any of the jokes. If any of the items on these pages are copywritten, please let us know and we will give credit where credit is due or remove them from our pages.If you find any of these items offensive, we apologize, learn to laugh at yourself. If you can't laugh at yourself, you have no right to laugh at anyone else.