Blonde Tidbits

Q: What did the blonde say when she saw cheerios?
A: Oh look! Donut seeds!

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three; One to screw in the light bulb, and two to get another one.

Q: What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?
A: Thanks for the refill.

Q: What do you do if a blonde can't start the car?
A: Give her the keys!!!!!!!!

Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A. You put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Q: A blonde, a brunette and a redhead jumped off of a tall building. Who took the longest to hit the ground?
A: The blonde because she had to stop and ask for directions!

Q. How do you know if a blonde has been working on your computer?
A. There is white out on the screen.

Q: What's a burnette between two blondes called?
A: An Interpreter.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to kill herself?
A: She jumped out a basement window.

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!

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