The Old Pig
Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a N.Y. country
road one evening when an old pig loomed in front of the car.
The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the old pig was killed.
Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain
to the owners what happened.
About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with
his clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of expensive
wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was
smiling happily, smeared with lipstick.
"What happened?" asked Hillary.
"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his
wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful twin daughters were
so happy they kept kissing me!"
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
The driver replied: "I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just
killed the old pig."