10 Excuses For Not Doing Your Math Homework

1. I accidentally divided by zero and my paper burst into flames.
   
2. Isaac Newton's birthday.
   
3. I could only get arbitrarily close to my textbook. I couldn't actually reach it.
   
4. I have the proof, but there isn't room to write it in this margin.
   
5. I was watching the World Series and got tied up trying to prove that it converged.
   
6. I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.
   
7. I locked the paper in my trunk but a four-dimensional dog got in and ate it.
   
8. I couldn't figure out whether i is the square of negative one or i is the square root of negative one.
   
9. I took time out to snack a doughnut and a cup of coffee. I spent the rest of the night trying to figure which one to dunk.
   
10. I could have sworn I put the homework inside a Klein bottle, but this morning I couldn't find it.