You Know You've Been in College Too Long When...

• You consider McDonald's "real food."
• You actually like doing laundry at home.
• 4:00 AM is still early on the weekends.
• It starts getting late on the weeknights.
• Two miles is not too far to walk for a party.
• You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it.
• You'd rather clean than study.
• Computer Solitaire is more than a game it's, a way of life.
• You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps.
• You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark.
• You live for getting mail (E-mail included).
• Looking out the window is a form of entertainment.
• Prank phone calls become funny again.
• It feels weird to take a shower without shoes on.
• World War III could take place and you'd be clueless.
• You start thinking and sounding like your roommate.
• Blacklights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth.
• Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime.
• You find out milk crates have so many uses.
• Wal-mart is the coolest store.
• The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday, (or Wednesday morning to Tuesday).
• You are sitting around making lists about how you know you've been in college too long.