You Might Be A College Student If...

• You average 3 hours of sleep a night.
• Your trash is overflowing and your bank account isn't.
• You go to Wal-Mart more than 3 times a week.
• You are personally keeping the local pizza place from bankruptcy.
• You wake up 10 minutes before class.
• You wear the same jeans 13 days in a row -- without washing them.
• Your breakfast consists of a coke on the way to class.
• Your social life consists of a date with the library.
• It takes a shovel to find the floor of your room.
• You carry less than a dollar on your person.
• You haven't done laundry in so long you are wearing your swim suit to class.
• You celebrate when you find a quarter.
• Your room is so cold that your toilet freezes over.
• You wear a sweat suit for so long that it stands up by itself.
• Your backpack is giving you Scoliosis.
• You get more sleep in class than in your room.
• Your idea of feeding the poor is buying yourself some Ramen Noodles.
• You can sleep through your roommate's blaring stereo.
• You live in an area that is smaller than most mobile homes.
• You get more e-mail than postal mail.