You Know You're Italian If...

1. If your parents refer to KFC as 'galina del vecchio.'

2. If your friends come over for dinner and they leave ten pounds heavier.

3. If you shave your face, and you're a girl...damn straight, you're Italian.

4. If you wear high heals just to go to the corner store...not only are you an Italian, but you're a freakin' Gina, too!

5. If everyone over the age of 55 in your family is short, fat, and wears nothing but black--don't hide it...you're Italian.

6. If you're visiting your grandparents at either two in the afternoon or nine at night, and they interrupt you in mid- sentence because it's time for their show....don't tell me your're not Italian.

7. If you don't even know the names of any of your 18 bridesmaids....too bad, your Italian.

8. If you're 35 years old, still live at home, still have your mom cook and clean for you, and you STILL have the gall to complain about having to eat pasta fazool for dinner again...
I-T-A-L-I-A-N.