August Holidays

Bet you didn't know that August is National Catfish Month, National Golf Month, National Eye Exam Month, National Water Quality Month, Romance Awareness Month, Peach Month, and Foot Health Month!

Here's more stuff you can celebrate in the month of August...

• August 1 - Friendship Day and National Raspberry Cream Pie Day
• August 2 - National Ice Cream Sandwich Day
• August 3 - National Watermelon Day
• August 4 - Twins Day Festival
• August 5 - National Mustard Day
• August 6 - Wiggle Your Toes Day (weeeeeeee!)
• August 7 - Sea Serpent Day
• August 8 - Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night
• August 9 - National Polka Festival
• August 10 - Lazy Day (my kinda day!)
• August 11 - Presidential Joke Day (ummm, isn't that EVERY day?)
• August 12 - Middle Child's Day
• August 13 - Blame Someone Else Day (so does this mean I can go out and do all sorts of mischief the night before?)
• August 14 - National Creamsicle Day
• August 15 - National Relaxation Day and National Failures Day (hmmm, can you say correlation?)
• August 16 - Bratwurst Festival
• August 17 - National Thriftshop Day
• August 18 - Bad Poetry Day
• August 19 - Potato Day
• August 20 - National Radio Day
• August 21 - National Spumoni Day
• August 22 - Be An Angel Day
• August 23 - National Spongecake Day (why???)
• August 24 - Knife Day
• August 25 - Kiss-And-Make-Up Day (sweeeeet!)
• August 26 - National Cherry Popsicle Day
• August 27 - Petroleum Day (huh?)
• August 28 - World Sauntering Day
• August 29 - More Herbs, Less Salt Day
• August 30 - National Toasted Marshmallow Day
• August 31 - National Trail Mix Day

As always when I am putting these things together, I have to ask WHO THINKS OF THIS STUFF???