- you know which leaves make good toilet paper.
- the mayor greets you on the street by your first name.
- there is only one shopping plaza in town.
- the municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus.
- the major parish fundraiser isn't bingo - its sausage making.
- you find -60c a might chilly.
- the trunk of your car doubles as a deep freeze.
- you attended a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewels and your Sorrels.
- you can play road hockey on ice skates.
- shoveling the driveway constitutes a great upper body workout.
- you know the 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Construction.
- rush hour isn't something you drive, it's when a bear is after you!