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Items Needed:

Toothpick
Rubber Band
Band Aid
Pencil
Eraser
Chewing Gum
Mint
Candy Kiss
Tea Bag

Why???

TOOTHPICK - to remind you to pick out the good qualities in others.
RUBBER BAND - to remind you to be flexible; things might not always go the way you want, but it will work out.
BAND AID - to remind you to heal hurt feelings, yours or someone else's.
PENCIL - to remind you to list your blessings everyday.
ERASER - To remind you that everyone makes mistakes, and it's okay.
CHEWING GUM - to remind you to stick with it and you can accomplish anything.
MINT - to remind you that you are worth a mint.
CANDY KISS - to remind you that everyone needs a kiss or a hug everyday.
TEA BAG - to remind you to relax daily and go over that list of blessings.

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