Excuses Why Men Forget Valentine's Day

• The Florist couldn't find your house, did you move?
• I sent a candygram. Someone must have eaten it.
• The Hallmark Store was closed and I didn't want to send less than the best.
• I sent an e-mail card. You never got it? AOL must have messed up again!
• I left a message on your answering machine to meet me for dinner. Where were you?
• I didn't know you liked jewelry.
• I thought Saint Valentine's Day was a Catholic Holy Day.
• Your mailman must have been shot in a Post Office Massacre.
• I thought we would do something different this year.
• I thought it would mean I was making a commitment.
• You didn't remind me!