

This site is dedicated to all those people who really need a good laugh or just need to get a life!

Aging Jokes
Animal Jokes
Barbie Doll Jokes
Blonde Jokes
Clinton Jokes
Computer Jokes
Doctor Jokes
Drinking/Bar Jokes
Driving Jokes
Education Jokes
Ethnic/Country Jokes
Ethnic/Country Stuff
Holidays
Inspirational Stuff
Kid Jokes
Knock-Knock Jokes
Lawyer/Legal Jokes
Marriage Jokes
Men Jokes
Miscellaneous Jokes
Miscellaneous Stuff
On The Job Jokes
Police Jokes
Political Jokes
Political Stuff
Redneck Jokes
Religious Jokes
Sport Jokes
State Jokes
Tips & Tricks
Wife Jokes
Women Jokes
Yo' Momma Jokes

Games
Battleship
Checkers
Sokoban
Stars
Connect 4
Blackjack
Tailgunner

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

The next week, the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5am for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and lose), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5am.

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9am and that he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, "It is 5am. Wake up."

(Men just aren't equipped for these sorts of contests.)

Send This Page
to Friend or Foe!

SUBMIT A JOKE!
Please don't change
the pre-set subject
line of the e-mail you
send. If you change
the subject line, we
won't get your joke :)

Submit a Joke - Privacy Statement

Disclaimer: The jokes, sayings, movies, etc., that are contained on this site do not reflect the views of this company or any company associated with it. This site posts jokes circulating the internet, this company is neither the author nor should we be considered a publisher of any of the jokes. If any of the items on these pages are copywritten, please let us know and we will give credit where credit is due or remove them from our pages.If you find any of these items offensive, we apologize, learn to laugh at yourself. If you can't laugh at yourself, you have no right to laugh at anyone else.