What do You Think?

• If you throw a cat out the window, is it considered kitty litter?
• If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
• Why do we drive on parkways, and park on driveways?
• If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
• If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
• If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
• Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow?Only to be troubled and insecure?
• Is there another word for synonym?
• Isn't is it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
• When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
• When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
• Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
• Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
• Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
• Why do they report power outages on TV?
• What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
• Is it possible to be totally partial?
• What's another word for thesaurus?
• If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make it stick to the pan?
• Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
• Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
• If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day,365 days a year. why are there locks on the doors?
• If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
• If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
• When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
• If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
• Why is the word abbreviation so long?
• When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
• Can a fat person go skinny dipping?
• Why do you need a drivers licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
• Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
• Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
• Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
• Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
• Have you ever imagined a world with out hypothetical situations?
• How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?
• Why do they put braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
• Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship,its cargo?
• You know that little indestructable black box that is used on planes. Why don't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
• Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?