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Uploaded January 4, 2005
Happy New Year

Three Old Men - Aging
The Gift of Barbie - Barbie
Take These Pills - Doctor
Universal College Professor Translator - Education
Little Johnny's Toothbrush - Kid
Quips & Quotes on Diet & Exercise - Miscellaneous Jokes
2005 Democratic Diet - Political Jokes
Sportsmanship - Sports
Seminars for Women - Women

Uploaded November 13, 2004

A Blonde Goes to the Library - Blondes
Is Windows a Virus? - Computer
A String Walks Into a Bar - Drinking/Bar
English is a Stupid Language! - Ethnic
Grass Is Served - Lawyer/Legal
A Quickie - Political Jokes
Redneck Engineering Exam - Rednecks
Assasin - Wife
Yo'Momma - Continued #7 - Yo'Momma

Uploaded December 17, 2003

The Pine Tree - Aging
Cats & Teenagers - Animals
Blonde Jokes to be Made Illegal in Bosnia - Blondes
53 Fun Things to Do on a Final That Does Not Matter - Education
The Pine Tree - Golf
Cats & Teenagers - Kids

Uploaded October 27, 2003
~A Favor~

The Breast Cancer Site - Miscellaneous Stuff

Uploaded October 22, 2003
~Special Wedding Edition~

I am getting married this Saturday so I am dedicating this entire edition of Maineiac to marriage. You can imagine, my friends and family have been bombarding me with this stuff... I hope you enjoy it as much as I have enjoyed putting it together for you!

2am (image)
But Seriously Folks...
Control
Divorce Settlement (image)
DNA (image)
Driving in Heaven
Equality
Get Well Soon (image)
Great News!
The Honeymoon is Over
Kiss My Cheek (This isn't new, but it has always been one of my favorites!)
Last Request
Marriage Counseling
Marriage Guidance (image)
Marriage License (image)
Quips & Quotes on Marriage #4
Technologically Correct Vows (image)
Things You'll Never Hear a Wife Say
Thinking (image)
Until Death Do You Part (image)
Wedding Etiquette
Wedding Toasts
Wedding Vows (image)
Words of Wisdom

Want more? Check out the rest of our Marriage collection!

Uploaded October 12, 2003

To Be 80 - Aging Jokes
Dog Tired (image) - Animal Jokes
Blonde Lottery - Blonde Jokes
Unrefuted Facts - Clinton Jokes
To Be 80 - Doctor Jokes
Driving Carefully (image) - Driving Jokes
Supplies - Ethnic Jokes
Customer Support - Miscellaneous Jokes
Black & White - Miscellaneous Stuff
Unrefuted Facts - Political Stuff
The Fence - Religious Jokes

Uploaded September 22, 2003

When I'm an Old Lady - Aging
Where Are We? - Blondes
Corruption - Clinton Jokes
Brain Beats All Computers - Computers
America's History Forgotten - Ethnic Stuff
Pictures You Rarely See (images) - Ethnic Stuff
Poor People - Inspirational
Try This! - Miscellaneous Stuff
Unbelievably Amazing - Miscellaneous Stuff
Quit Complaining! (images) - On The Job Jokes
Corruption - Political Stuff
809 Area Code - Tips & Tricks
Mammogram - Women
The Three Bears in 2003 - Women
Yo' Momma - Continued #6 - Yo' Momma Jokes

Uploaded September 6, 2003
Sorry for the delay in uploading this edition, but I had a lot of work to catch up on when I returned from Chicago. Had a great vacation! Thanks for all the great stuff sent in while I was away. Here is some of it now..

Blonde Football - Blondes
Navajo Wisdom - Ethnic Jokes
Putting Things in Perspective - Ethnic Stuff
September Holidays - Holidays
Golf Ball Theory of Life - Inspirational
Hidden Heroes - Inspirational
Navaho Wisdom - Men Jokes
Sadam's Family - Miscellaneous Jokes
Blackout (image) - Miscellaneous Stuff
The Concept of a Billion - Political Jokes
Go Cubs! - Sports Jokes
Go Cubs! - State Jokes
Mary Had a Little Lamb - Religious
Do Not Call Registry - Tips & Tricks
A Promise Kept - Women

Uploaded July 29, 2003
~Special !!Going-On-Vacation!! Edition~
Going on vacation Chicago to see the family!
I expect my inbox to be chock-full-o-jokes when
I return on the 17th - Send me your best!!

Now That I'm Older - Aging Jokes
Biker Chicks (image) - Animals
Quips & Quotes on Blondes #3 - Blondes (MONSTER issue!)
Friendly Fire (with image) - Ethnic Jokes
Sea Pie - Ethnic Stuff
August Holidays - Holidays
To Realize - Inspirational
A Good Trick - Lawyer/Legal Jokes
Fartin' Around - Miscellaneous Jokes
Eat, Drink and Sue - Miscellaneous Stuff
Walking Man (moving image) - Miscellaneous Stuff
Christina Aguilera's Doggy Bag - Miscellaneous Stuff
I'll Give You a Sign - Religious Jokes
Isn't It Strange? - Religious Jokes
Ode to Golf - Sports Jokes
No Problem, I'm From Chicago - State Jokes (& Sports Jokes) - In honor of my trip home!
Internet Etiquette & Tips - Tips & Tricks
If Women Ruled The World (images) - Women
Yo' Momma #5 - Yo'Momma Jokes (BIG FAT issue!)

Uploaded July 18, 2003
~ Starting a new page on Maineiac.com ~
We have a page on Jokes ABOUT Kids, and now we'd like to make a page on Jokes FOR Kids! All of the jokes on our site are suitable for any age, but we thought it would be nice to have a section just for the kids. Come on, kids, send us your favorite jokes and we'll include them in this new section! In the meantime, enjoy all the new jokes below...

Can't Remember - Aging Jokes
Snail Buys a Car - Animal Jokes
Speeding Blonde - Blonde Jokes
Dr. Seuss Tech - Computer Jokes
The Right to Bear Arms (image) - Ethnic Jokes
From Sea to Shining Sea - Ethnic Stuff
I Wish for You - Inspirational
Solving a Dispute - Lawyer/Legal Jokes
Assertiveness - Marriage Jokes
How to Tell the Gender of a Housefly - Men Jokes (and Women Jokes )
Weapons - Miscellaneous Jokes
Drink More Water - Miscellaneous Stuff
You Know It's Your Last Day At Work When... - On the Job Jokes
What's Your IQ? - Political Jokes
Dearest Redneck Son - Redneck Jokes
Do You Believe? - Religious Jokes
Cubs & Sox - Sports Jokes (and State Jokes)

Uploaded July 3, 2003
~Happy 4th of July~
Please Don't Drink & Drive!

Blessings at the Track - Religious Jokes
Sand & Stone - Inspirational
Taxi Driver - Driving
Interesting Stuff - Miscellaneous Stuff
A Poem for Computer Users Over 50 - Computers
Drunk on a One-Way Street - Drinking/Bar Jokes
A Complete Set of Blonde Jokes - Blondes
Sledgehammer - On the Job
Independence Day - Holidays/Independence Day
Star Spangled Banner - Holidays/Independence Day
Cool 4th of July Website - Holidays/Independence Day
Quick Before it Starts - Marriage

Uploaded June 7, 2003

Aging Gracefully...? - Aging
A Dog Will... A Cat Will... - Animals
Aging Barbie - Barbie (and Aging)
Looks Familiar - Blondes
Things You Don't Want To Hear From Technical Support - Computers
A Short History of Medicine - Doctors
Five Stages - Drinking/Bar
My Kinda Driving Rules - Driving
A Better Life - Ethnic Jokes
Parenthood Primer - Kids
Proposition - Lawyers/Legal
Top Ten Things Not to Say on Your Wedding Anniversary - Marriage
Three Men at Dinner - Men
Weather Station (image) - Miscellaneous Jokes

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