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Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle
- Being told to "Think Outside the Box" when I'm in a box all
day!
- Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing
who is behind me.
- Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any
kind of gun fire.
- That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button,
I will get a piece of cheese.
- Lack of roof rafters for the noose.
- My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right.
- Women: Darned near impossible to adjust your bra or slip
without comment. Men: Co-workers tend to stare when you take
your pants off.
- 23 power cords, 1 outlet.
- Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds.
- When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me.
- Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.
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