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* A cannibal is someone who is fed up with people.

* A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

* An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

* A statistician is someone who is good with numbers but lacks the personality to be an accountant.

* A programmer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

* A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000-word document and calls it a "brief."

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