Sledgehammer
(Thank you so much to my dad, Joe, for not only sending this to me, but for actually doing it!!! It's no wonder where I got my sense of humor ...AND my temperament!)

I believe that most people have had occasion to have an overwhelming desire to just smash the heck out of some electronic device which is always malfunctioning. Computers, VCRs, DVD players, etc., tend to act up when we need them the most. The attached pic is my 2 year old FAX machine which worked perfectly until the warranty expired. Now it keeps eating paper, pulling 2 sheets thru at a time and worst of all, people keep calling me and telling me they did not get part or all of my fax. The desire is consuming me.

Ah - A sledge hammer - THAT'LL WORK!!!!!

Boy - I can't remember the last time I felt this good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now that's better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!