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Maineiac Home Page Politics Top Page See What's New! Aging Jokes Animal Jokes Barbie Doll Jokes Blonde Jokes Clinton Jokes Computer Jokes Doctor Jokes Drinking/Bar Jokes Driving Jokes Education Jokes Ethnic/Country Jokes Ethnic/Country Stuff Holidays Inspirational Stuff Kid Jokes Knock-Knock Jokes Lawyer/Legal Jokes Marriage Jokes Men Jokes Miscellaneous Jokes Miscellaneous Stuff On The Job Jokes Police Jokes Political Jokes Political Stuff Redneck Jokes Religious Jokes Sport Jokes State Jokes Tips & Tricks Wife Jokes Women Jokes Yo' Momma Jokes Games Battleship Checkers Sokoban Stars Connect 4 Blackjack Tailgunner	Kennedy vs. Lincoln Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in l846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in l946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in l860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in l960. The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot in the head. Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners. Both successors were named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in l908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by the their three names. Both names are comprised of fifteen letters. Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Kennedy" Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln". Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse. Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater. Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.	Send This Page to Friend or Foe! SUBMIT A JOKE! Please don't change the pre-set subject line of the e-mail you send. If you change the subject line, we won't get your joke :)
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