An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly
his boat
was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast
tossed him and his boat at least a hundred feet into the air. The
monster then opened its mouth while waiting below to swallow man
and boat.
As the man sailed head over heels and started to fall towards the
open jaws of the ferocious beast he cried out,"Oh,my God! Help
me!"
Suddenly, the scene froze in place. As the atheist hung in mid air,
a
booming voice came out of the clouds and said,"I thought you didn't
believe in me!"
"God, come on, give me a break!" the man pleaded, "Just
seconds
ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"
"Well," said God, "now that you are a believer you must
understand
that I won't work miracles to snatch you from certain death in the
jaws of the monster, but I can change hearts. What would you have
me do?"
The atheist thinks for a minute and then says, "God, please have
the Loch Ness Monster believe in You also." God replies,"So
be it."
The scene starts in motion again with the atheist falling towards
the ravenous jaws of the ferocious beast.
Then the Loch Ness Monster folds his claws together and says,
"Lord, bless this food You have so graciously provided....."
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