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Maineiac Home Page Religious Top Page See What's New! Aging Jokes Animal Jokes Barbie Doll Jokes Blonde Jokes Clinton Jokes Computer Jokes Doctor Jokes Drinking/Bar Jokes Driving Jokes Education Jokes Ethnic/Country Jokes Ethnic/Country Stuff Holidays Inspirational Stuff Kid Jokes Knock-Knock Jokes Lawyer/Legal Jokes Marriage Jokes Men Jokes Miscellaneous Jokes Miscellaneous Stuff On The Job Jokes Police Jokes Political Jokes Political Stuff Redneck Jokes Religious Jokes Sport Jokes State Jokes Tips & Tricks Wife Jokes Women Jokes Yo' Momma Jokes Games Battleship Checkers Sokoban Stars Connect 4 Blackjack Tailgunner	Code Word There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen." This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age. About a week after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. The priest said, "You have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen." The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, your wife fell three times this week."	Send This Page to Friend or Foe! SUBMIT A JOKE! Please don't change the pre-set subject line of the e-mail you send. If you change the subject line, we won't get your joke :)
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