Once there was an old man wandering through the woods
when he came upon a
good old time Baptist Baptism in the lake. "Well" the drunk
said to himself
I guess to get to the other side of the river I need to talk to the
man
standing in the river. The drunk man moved closer and the preacher called
him in the water "Sir", he said "do you want to see Jesus?"
"Sure" answered
the drunk still believing this was his only way to the other side. "Praise
God" said the preacher and the drunken man entered the lake. The
preacher
took and immersed the man into the water. Raising him up he ask the
drunk
Did you see Jesus?" "Uh no" said the drunk. "That
is just fine, we will
try again." And the preacher dunked the man again this time holding
him a
little longer. When raised up the preacher ask again "Did you see
Jesus?"
no sir I still did not." replyed the drunk. "That is alright
we can try
once again" And so the preacher dunked the man one more time, this
time
holding him down until he bubbled. "Did you see Jesus, son"
ask the
preacher. The drunk man gasping for breath this time reply's, "No,
but let
me ask you something, are you sure this is where he fell in at?"
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