|
|
|
 |
|
|
This site
is dedicated to all those people who really need a good laugh or just
need to get a life! |
|
Maineiac
Home Page
Aging
Jokes Games |
Give Us This Day Our Daily ChickenThe CEO of Tyson Foods manages to arrange a meeting with the Pope at the Vatican. After receiving the papal blessing, he whispers, "Your eminence, we have an offer for you. Tyson Foods is prepared to donate $100 million dollars to the church if you change the Lord's Prayer from 'give us this day our daily bread' to 'give us this day our daily chicken.' " The Pope responds, "That is impossible. The Prayer is the word of the Lord - it must not be changed." "Well," says the Tyson man, "we anticipated your reluctance. For this reason, we will increase our offer to $300 million dollars. All we require is that you change the Lord's Prayer from 'give us this day our daily bread' to 'give us this day our daily chicken.' " Again, the Pope replies, "That, my son, is impossible. For the prayer is the word of the Lord and it must not be changed." Finally, the Tyson guy says, "Your Holiness, we at Tyson Foods respect your adherence to your faith, but we do have one final offer. We will donate $500 million dollars - that's half a billion dollars - to the great Catholic Church if you would only change the Lord's Prayer from 'give us this day our daily bread' to 'give us this day our daily chicken.' Please consider it." And he leaves. The next day the Pope convenes the College of Cardinals. "There is some good news," he announces, "and some bad news." "The good news is that the Church has come into $500 million dollars." "And the bad news, your eminence?" asks a Cardinal. "We're losing the Wonderbread account."
|
Send
This Page
SUBMIT A JOKE! Please don't change the pre-set subject line of the e-mail you send. If you change the subject line, we won't get your joke :) |
|
Submit
a Joke - Privacy
Statement
Disclaimer: The jokes, sayings, movies, etc., that are contained on this site do not reflect the views of this company or any company associated with it. This site posts jokes circulating the internet, this company is neither the author nor should we be considered a publisher of any of the jokes. If any of the items on these pages are copywritten, please let us know and we will give credit where credit is due or remove them from our pages.If you find any of these items offensive, we apologize, learn to laugh at yourself. If you can't laugh at yourself, you have no right to laugh at anyone else. All Pages Copyright 2000-2006. A2Z Computing Services. All Rights Reserved |
||
