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We
Need Your Help
With the Christmas season approaching, please look into your
heart to help those in need.
Hundreds of National Basketball Association basketball players
in our very own country are living at or just below the seven-figure
salary level (Atrocious!) And, as if that weren't bad enough,
they will be deprived of pay for several weeks -- possibly a whole
year -- as a result of the current lock-out situation. But now,
you can help!
For only $20,835 a month, about $694.50 a day (that's less than
the cost of a large screen projection TV) you can help a basketball
player remain economically viable during his time of need. This
contribution by no means solves the problem, as it barely covers
the yearly league minimum, ... but it's a start!
Almost $700 may not seem like a lot of money to you, but to a
basketball player it could mean the difference between a vacation
spent golfing in Florida or a Mediterranean cruise. For you, seven
hundred dollars is nothing more than two months rent or mortgage
payments. But to a basketball player, $700 will almost replace
his daily salary.
Your commitment of less than $700 a day will enable a player
to buy that home entertainment center, trade in the year-old Lexus
for a new Ferrari, or enjoy a weekend in Rio.
HOW WILL I KNOW I'M HELPING?
Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on the
player you sponsor. Detailed information about his stocks, bonds,
401(k), real estate, and other investment holdings will be mailed
to your home. You'll also get information on how he plans to invest
the $5 million lump sum he will receive upon retirement. Plus
upon signing up for this program, you will receive a photo of
the player (unsigned -- for a signed photo, please include an
additional $50.00). Put the photo on your refrigerator to remind
you of other peoples' suffering.
HOW WILL HE KNOW I'M HELPING?
Your basketball player will be told that he has a SPECIAL FRIEND
who just wants to help in a time of need. Although the player
won't know your name, he will be able to make collect calls to
your home via a special operator just in case additional funds
are needed for unexpected expenses.
YES, I WANT TO HELP!
I would like to sponsor a striking NBA basketball player. My
preference is checked below:
[ ] Starter
[ ] Reserve
[ ] Star
(Higher cost)
[ ] Superstar (Much higher
cost)
[ ] Entire team (Please call our 900
number to ask for the cost of
a specific team (Cheerleaders not included))
[ ] I'll sponsor a player most in need.
Please select one for me.
Please charge the account listed below $694.50 per day for a
reserve player or starter for the duration of the strike. Please
send me a picture of the player I have sponsored, along with a
team logo and my very own NBA Players Association badge to wear
proudly on my lapel.
Your Name:
_______________________
Telephone Number: _______________________
Account Number: _______________________
Exp.Date:_______
[ ] MasterCard [ ] Visa [ ] American
Express [ ] Discover
Signature:
_______________________
Mail completed form to NBA Players Association or call 1-900-2MUCH
now to enroll by phone.
Note: Sponsors are not permitted to contact the player they have
sponsored, either in person or by other means including, but not
limited to, telephone calls, letters, e-mail, or third parties.
Keep in mind that the basketball player you have sponsored will
be much too busy enjoying his free time, thanks to your generous
donations. Contributions are not tax-deductible.
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