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Tips For A Lifetime
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone
to prevent ice cream drips.
Use a meat baster to "squeeze" your pancake batter onto the
hot griddle - perfect shaped pancakes every time.
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with
the potatoes.
To prevent egg shells from cracking, add a pinch of salt
to the water before hard-boiling.
Run your hands under cold water before pressing Rice Krispies
treats in the pan-the marshmallow won't stick to your fingers.
To get the most juice out of fresh lemons, bring them to room
temperature and roll them under your palm against the kitchen
counter before squeezing.
To easily remove burnt-on food from your skillet, simply add
a drop or two of dish soap and enough water to cover bottom
of pan, and bring to a boil on stove-top - skillet will be much
easier to clean.
Spray your Tupperware with nonstick cooking spray before pouring
in tomato-based sauces - no more stains.
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use
a bit of the dry cake mix instead - no white mess on the outside
of the cake.
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking,
drop in a peeled potato - it absorbs the excess salt for an
instant "fix me up".
Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator
- it will keep for weeks.
Brush beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield
a beautiful glossy finish
Place a slice of apple in hardened brown sugar to soften it
back up.
When boiling corn on the cob, add a pinch of sugar to help
bring out the corn's natural sweetness.
To determine whether an egg is fresh, immerse it in a pan
of cool, salted water. If it sinks, it is fresh - if it rises
to the surface, throw it away.
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it
on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Don't throw out all that leftover wine: Freeze into ice cubes
for future use in casseroles and sauces.
If you have a problem opening jars: Try using latex dishwashing
gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
Potatoes will take food stains off your fingers. Just slice
and rub raw potato on the stains and rinse with water.
To get rid of itch from mosquito bite: try applying soap
on the area, instant relief.
Ants, ants, ants everywhere ... Well, they are said to never
cross a chalk line. So get your chalk out and draw a line on
the floor or wherever ants tend to march - see for yourself.
Use air-freshener to clean mirrors: It does a good job and
better still, leaves a lovely smell to the shine.
When you get a splinter, reach for the scotch tape before
resorting to tweezers or a needle. Simply put the scotch tape
over the splinter, then pull it off. Scotch tape removes most
splinters painlessly and easily.
NOW Look what you can do with Alka-Seltzer:
Clean a toilet -drop in two Alka-Seltzer tablets, wait twenty
minutes, brush, and flush. The citric acid and effervescent
action clean vitreous china.
Clean a vase - to remove a stain from the bottom of a glass
vase or cruet, fill with water and drop in two Alka-Seltzer
tablets.
Polish jewelry - drop two Alka-Seltzer tablets into a glass
of water and Immerse the jewelry for two minutes.
Clean a thermos bottle - fill the bottle with water, drop in
four Alka-Seltzer tablets, and let soak for an hour (or longer,
if necessary).
Unclog a drain - clear the sink drain by dropping three Alka-Seltzer
tablets down the drain followed by a cup of Heinz White Vinegar.
Wait a few minutes, then run the hot water.
If your VCR has a year setting on it, which most do, you
will not be able to use the programmed recording feature after
12/31/99. Don't throw it away. Instead, set it for the year
1972 as the days are the same as the year 2000. The manufacturers
won't tell you. They want you to buy a new Y2K VCR.
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