After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know,
I was a fool when I married you. "The husband replied, "Yes, dear,
but I was in love and didn't notice."
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine."
How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.