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3 Women In The Desert

Once there was a plane crash over the Sahara desert

Only three women survived

A blond, a redhead and a brunette

So as they were wondering in the desert looking for water when they find this very old lamp

So they rub it

A genie comes out of the lamp grateful for his freedom and it grants each one of them of one wish

First the blondie says "I want to be ten times smarter!"

And so the genie snaps his fingers and she turns into a redhead

Then the redhead woman says "I want to de 100 times smarter!"

And again the genie snaps his fingers and the redhead turns into a brunette

Finally its the brunette's turn and she says "I want to be 1,000 times smarter!

The genie then asked "Are you sure ?"

She says with all of her might "Yessssssssssssssss"

So he snaps his fingers and turns her into a man!

 

 

 

 

 

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