In response
to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the male staff has created
a set of courses for females of all marital status. The following courses
will be offered:
General
Education
GE101:
Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges
GE102:
Checkbook Balancing (formerly "Remedial Third Grade Arithmetic")
GE103:
How to Drive a Nail Without Breaking One
GE104:
How to Parallel Park
GE105:
Why Going to the Bathroom is Not a Group Activity
GE106:
Road Maps and Other Crutches for Spineless Wimps
GE107:
Why a Bad Sports Telecast is Better Than a Good Soap Opera
Home
Economics
HE101a:
Over-Laundering - Why Clothing Wears Out Premature
HE101b:
Over-Vacuuming - Why Carpets Wear Out Prematurely
HE101c:
Over-Dusting - Why Furniture Wears Out Prematurely
HE101d:
Over-Washing - Why Dishes Wear Out Prematurely
HE102:
How to Avoid Spending Money You Don't Have (formerly "How to Cut Credit
Cards in Half")
HE103:
Overcoming "The Imelda Syndrome" (formerly called "How Many Feet Do
You Have, Anyway?")
Interpersonal
Relationships
IR101:
How to Say "No" With Kindness and Appreciation
IR102:
Why Men Enjoy Grocery Shopping About As Much As Women Enjoy Watching
Roller Derby
IR103:
Submission - a Biblical Perspective
IR104:
Marriage - The Number One Cause of Divorce
IR105:
Preposterous Mood Swings - PMS (formerly "Keeping Your Personal Problems
from Ruining Everyone Else's Life Too")
IR106:
Understanding Men's Revulsion to Tampon Commercials (formerly called
"We Know What That Little 'Plastic Applicator' is REALLY For!")
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