Tidbits

Yo Momma's SO Fat...

when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

her nickname is "DAAANG!!"

she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

she's on BOTH sides of the family.

when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.