Tidbits 5

Yo'mamma is so old ......

• She has her own autographed copy of the Bible
• She owes Jesus $1.50

Yo'mamma is so ugly......

• When she was little her mother used to tie a pork chop aroud her neck to get the dog to play with her
• Her mother used to feed her with a slingshot
• She turned Medusa to stone
• When I told her to take off her mask it's not halloween any more. She said, "I already did," so I told her to put it back on.