Yo' Momma #4
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YO' MOMMA SO DUMB...
she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a
booty call!
she threw a rock at the ground and missed!
she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all
the W's!
she got locked in the supermarket and starved to death!
she used bus tickets in a taxi!
YO' MOMMA SO FAT...
we have to grease the door frame and dangle a Twinkie on the
other side just to get her through the door!
she sat on a dollar and made change!
she sat on a rainbow and made Skittles!
when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey
you guys, break it up!"
she was lying the beach and the lifeguard asked her to leave
the beach because it was getting late and the tide wanted to
come in!
she has a refrigerator strapped to her waist, and it looks
like a pager!
she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for their
new world!
she sat on the beach and Green peace threw her in!
she can't even jump to a conclusion!
she's moving the Earth out of its orbit!
she has 48 midnight snacks!
she plays pool with the planets!
she made Richard Simmons cry!
when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across
Lake Michigan!
she don't know whether she's walking or rolling!
she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic!
she went outside with a yellow dress on, bent over and a man
yelled "TAXI!"
when God said let there be light, he said move your fat ole
butt out of the way!
she fell in love and broke it!
when she first tried on high-heels, she struck oil! (my
personal favorite of the bunch)
one day she was wearing yellow pants walking down the street
and a kid said "hey the bus past me!"
her belt's the equater!
it takes more then one driver's licence to get her picture
on it!
YO' MOMMA'S TEETH SO YELLOW...
I can't believe it's not butter!
she walked into church smiling and the priest said "I see
the light!"
she smiled at the sun and the sun said "I quit!"
YO' MOMMA SO POOR...
I walked by yo' house and saw you under a skateboard and said
"What are you doin" and you said "fixin the family car!"
I walked in yo' house and stepped into the backyard!
when I walked to yo' house and rung the doorbell, yo' momma
stuck her head out the window and said "DING-DONG!"
I saw her shopping and told her to get the hell out of my
trash can!
YO' MOMMA SO OLD...
she used to hang with the Hebrews!
she fart out dust!
YO' MOMMA SO UGLY...
when she stuck her head out the window she was arrested for
mooning!
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