Yo' Momma #5
(Thanks to Ryan, Wizmage, Thomas, RSneede, Lonnie, Sharron, Roland, Simpson, Shari, Lisa, Dawn & Brian, Johnny, Josh, Schweick, and Bella for contributing to this page...you are all great!)

YO' MOMMA SO FAT...

she rocked herself to sleep trying to get up!
when she got on the scale, it said "one at a time please!"
when she steps on the scale, it said "to be continued!"
she wakes up in sections!
when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up!
when she goes to cross the street, all the other trucks think she's a truck so they don't stop!
she drives a "double wide," complete with "wide load" signs across the back!
when she stepped on a scale, it said "one person at a time!"
she uses a shovel as a spoon and a rake as a fork!
when she steps on a scale, it says Slimfast!
when she wore a yellow jumpsuit, somebody yelled "TAXI!!"
when she went swimming in the ocean, the whales started singing "We Are Family!"
when she drives a car, she uses her belly to hit the gas and break pedals!
she steps on a scale and it says "dinosaurs are exstinct!"
she doesn't walk - she rolls!
whenever an airplane runs into her, she says "Who's throwing rocks?!"
when she jumps up in the air, she gets stuck!

YO' MOMMA SO STUPID...

YO' MOMMA SO UGLY...

when I took her to the zoo, the lady at the entrance said "Thanks for bringing her back!"
if ugly were bricks, she'd have her own hood!
they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!
she trick-or-reats over the phone!
the trick was the treat!
she doesn't need a mask for Halloween!
she didn't need a mask to rob the bank!

YO' MOMMA SO OLD...

YO' MOMMA SO POOR...

YO' MOMMA SO GREASY...

YO' MOMMA'S TEETH SO YELLOW...

YOU SO UGLY...

when you came out of yo' momma, the doctor looked at your butt, then your face, and said "siamese twins!"