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Yo'Momma - Continued #7

YO' MOMMA SO UGLY...

she's not bald - it's just her hair runnin' away from her face!
she makes onions cry!
when she was in labor, the doctor asked which end!

YO' MOMMA'S LIPS SO BIG...

she doesn't use lipstick -- she uses Mop 'n' Glo!

YO' MOMMA SO FAT...

when you smack her butt, you can ride the waves!
she's the reason they declared world hunger!

YO' MOMMA'S BREATH IS SO BAD...

she could clear an internet chat room!

YO' MOMMA SO POOR...

she told your little siser that Santa Claus was dead!

YO' MOMMA SO DUMB...

when her radio batteries went dead, she buried them!
she drowned during the wave at the football game!
the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind!

YO' MOMMA GOT SUCH BAD DANDRUFF...

the principal declared a snow day!

YO' MOMMA'S GLASSES ARE SO THICK...

when she looks on a map, she can see people waving!

And my favorite of the bunch...

Yo'Momma's farts stinks so bad, George Bush declared them biological warfare!

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