Bumper Stickers #7

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I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

Horn broken, watch for fist.

How can I be overdrawn, I still have checks?!

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Prevent inbreeding: ban country music.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

All generalizations are false.

OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?

Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else!