- The monitor is up on blocks.
- Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
- The six front keys have rotted out.
- The extra RAM slots have Ford truck parts stored in them.
- The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
- The password is "Bubba."
- There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
- There's a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.
- The keyboard is painted in camouflage.
- The mouse is referred to as a "critter."