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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.

Q: Why do woman have small feet?
A: So they can get closer to the stove.

So many men, so few who can afford me.

God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.

If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.

My Mother Is a travel agent for guilt trips.

Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.

Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.

Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.