YO' MOMMA SO FAT...
- the only time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale!
- she sat on a camel and flattened its hump!
- when she sits down she is four feet taller!
- when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do curtains."
- when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate!
- I ran around her twice and got lost!
- she gets runs in her jeans!
- I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her!
- her butt's got its own congressman!
- no one can talk behind her back!
- I gain weight just by watching her eat!
- when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet!
YO' MOMMA SO STUPID...
- she studied for a drug test!
- she could trip over a cordless phone!
- she sold her car for gasoline money!
- she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
- she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
- she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
- when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K."
YO' MOMMA SO OLD...
- she knew Burger King when he was still a prince!
- she was a waitress at the Last Supper!
YO' MOMMA SO POOR...
- when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
- her face is on the front of a food stamp!
- when she heard about the last supper she thought she had ran out of food stamps!
YO' MOMMA SO UGLY...
- she didn't get hit with the ugly stick, she got hit with the whole tree!
- she made blind kids cry!
- when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."
- she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!
- just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
And my favorite of the bunch...
Yo' Momma so ugly she looked in a mirror and her reflection ran away!