Barbies You'll Never See

• Crash Test Barbie ...comes with car and brick wall
• Opera Barbie ...complete with the horns and the brass brassiere
  
• Marie Antionette Barbie ...with removable head; guillotine included
  
• Hiroshima Barbie ...just a shadow of her former self
  
• East German Swim Team Barbie ...a Barbie head on a Ken doll
  
• Frozen Barbie on a Stick ...in your grocer's frozen food section
  
• Forrest Gump Ken ...pull his string and he complains for two and a half boring hours
  
• Divorce Barbie ...includes the house, the car, and half of Ken's belongings
  
• Broken Bungee Barbie ...Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement
  
• FrankenBarbie ...comes with bolts through her neck
  
• Shock Therapy Barbie ...car battery and wires included
  
• Samuel L. Jackson Ken ...he'll get medieval on you
  
• Manic-Depressive Barbie ...with a set of Oriental throwing knives
  
• Biker Barbie ...complete with leathers and tattoos
  
• Fat Barbie ...in the following three varieties: Big Butt Barbie, Love Handles Barbie, More Chins than a Chinese Phone Book Barbie
  
• Eye Patch Barbie ...with a choice of eye patch colors: purple, hot pink, or aqua!
  
• Politically Incorrect Barbie ...pull the string and she loudly blurts all your favorite racial slurs
  
• Death Row Barbie ...comes complete with cell; raunchy cellmate sold separately
  
• Grunge Barbie ...with flannel shirt and a goatee
  
• Homeless Barbie ...complete with stolen K-Mart shopping cart
  
• Tattoo Barbie ...with tattoos you can apply!
• Venus de Milo Barbie ...made of rock; no head, no arms