Top 10 Reasons SUNY IT is Annoying

1. Buying books at the SUNY IT bookstore is like a physical challenge in Double Dare.
   
2. Entering the residence hall requires more identification that passing through customs.
   
3. Escalators that don't escalate.
   
4. Our largest area of green grass can be counted, blade for blade, as you pass it by.
   
5. The highest number of handycap spaces + the lowest per capita number of parking spaces = A real life simulation of "Frogger."
   
6. If you ask for no mustard, you get extra mayonaisse. If you say "Hola!" as you pass through the line, you get extra potato chips.
   
7. In Biology class you hear chirping sounds when studying insect physiology...you think, "Maybe I'm really going crazy," but then turn to realize that it's just someone's cellular phone going off...
   
8. Every building is painted to resemble every color of every after-dinner mint you've ever eaten.
   
9. Elevators that don't elevate.
   
10. Student lounges resemble hotel lobbies, but student residences resemble prison quarters.