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Maineiac Home Page Religious Top Page See What's New! Aging Jokes Animal Jokes Barbie Doll Jokes Blonde Jokes Clinton Jokes Computer Jokes Doctor Jokes Drinking/Bar Jokes Driving Jokes Education Jokes Ethnic/Country Jokes Ethnic/Country Stuff Holidays Inspirational Stuff Kid Jokes Knock-Knock Jokes Lawyer/Legal Jokes Marriage Jokes Men Jokes Miscellaneous Jokes Miscellaneous Stuff On The Job Jokes Police Jokes Political Jokes Political Stuff Redneck Jokes Religious Jokes Sport Jokes State Jokes Tips & Tricks Wife Jokes Women Jokes Yo' Momma Jokes Games Battleship Checkers Sokoban Stars Connect 4 Blackjack Tailgunner	The Fence I heard this one in church this morning and thought it was pretty clever... In the middle of a big field, there stood a fence where a group of people were gathered near the opening. On one side of the fence stood Jesus who called to the group of people to come be with him. On the other side of the fence stood the devil, also calling to the group of people. It wasn't long before some of the people went through the opening on Jesus' side...and some of the people went through the fence on the devil's side. One man remained in the middle. He sat upon the fence trying to decide which side he belonged on while the two groups went their separate ways. After a time, the devil reappeared, seemingly looking for something. Spotting the man sitting on the fence, the devil called to him. The man shook his head and said, "I have not made up my mind yet. I haven't decided which side of the fence I belong on." To which the devil replied, "Hey, you've already made your decision, you see, I OWN the fence."	Send This Page to Friend or Foe! SUBMIT A JOKE! Please don't change the pre-set subject line of the e-mail you send. If you change the subject line, we won't get your joke :)
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