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Computer Terms for Aroostook County (Northern Maine)

  1. Log on - Make the wood stove hotter
  2. Log off - Don't add no more wood
  3. Monitor - Keep an eye on that wood stove
  4. Download - Getting the firewood off the truck
  5. Floppy disk - What you get from downloading too much firewood
  6. Ram - The thing that splits the firewood
  7. Hard Drive - Getting home in the winter
  8. Prompt - What the US mail ain't in the winter
  9. Window - What to shut when its cold outside
  10. Screen - What to shut in black fly season
  11. Byte - What the black flies do
  12. Bit - What the black flies did
  13. Mega Byte - What the BIG black flies do during trout season
  14. Chip - Munchies for TV
  15. Micro Chip - What's left in the bag after you eat chips
  16. Modem - What you did to the weeds growing in the driveway
  17. Dot matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife
  18. Lap top - Where the beer spills when you nod off
  19. Software - The dumb plastic knives and forks at McDonalds
  20. Hardware - Real stainless steel cutlery
  21. Mouse - What makes the holes in the Cheerio box
  22. Main frame - What holds the house up, hopefully
  23. Enter - The only way to win those magazine sweepstakes
  24. Web - What a spider makes
  25. Web site - High corners of the ceiling
  26. Cursor - Someone who swears
  27. Search Engine - What you do when the car dies
  28. Screen Saver - repair kit for the torn window screen on the camp
  29. Home Page - map you keep in your back pocket in case you get lost in the woods
  30. Upgrade - Steep hill
  31. Server - waitress
  32. Mail Server - male waitress. Darn few in Maine
  33. MS DOS - Some new disease they discovered
  34. Sound Card - One of them technological birthday cards that plays music when you open it
  35. User - The neighbor who keeps borrowing your stuff
  36. Browser - A problem moose in the Garden or Blueberry patch
  37. Network - Mending holes in the gillnet
  38. Internet - Complicated fish net repair
  39. Netscape - What haddock do when you don't do your network
  40. Online - good sign there'll be clean clothes this week
  41. Off line - the clothes pins let go and the laundry falls on the ground -better luck next week

 

 

 

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