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Firing Squad

A Bama alum, a Tennesse alum and an Auburn alum have been captured by Iraqi forces and are about to be executed by firing squad.

First, the Bama alum is blindfolded and placed in front of the firing squad. The Iraqi officer said, "Ready, aim...."

The Bama alum yells "Sandstorm!" and all the Iraqis hit the dirt and the Bama alum runs away.

The Tennesse guy was placed in front of the firing squad. The officer said "Ready, aim....."

The Tennesseean shouted "Tornado!!!!" All the Iraqis again hit the dirt while the Volunteer escaped.

The auburn guy thought this was great. When he was blindfolded, again the officer shouted "Ready, aim...."

The Aubie shouted "FIRE!"

 

 

 

 

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