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Maineiac Home Page State Top Page See What's New! Aging Jokes Animal Jokes Barbie Doll Jokes Blonde Jokes Clinton Jokes Computer Jokes Doctor Jokes Drinking/Bar Jokes Driving Jokes Education Jokes Ethnic/Country Jokes Ethnic/Country Stuff Holidays Inspirational Stuff Kid Jokes Knock-Knock Jokes Lawyer/Legal Jokes Marriage Jokes Men Jokes Miscellaneous Jokes Miscellaneous Stuff On The Job Jokes Police Jokes Political Jokes Political Stuff Redneck Jokes Religious Jokes Sport Jokes State Jokes Tips & Tricks Wife Jokes Women Jokes Yo' Momma Jokes Games Battleship Checkers Sokoban Stars Connect 4 Blackjack Tailgunner	Shug's House After Bear Bryant dies and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a tour. He shows Bear a little two-bedroom house with a faded Alabama banner hanging from the front porch. "This is your house, coach," God says happily."Most people don't get their own houses up here." Bear looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on top of the hill. It's a huge, beautiful two-story mansion with white marble columns and little patios under all the windows. Auburn flags line both sides of the sidewalk and a huge Auburn banner hangs between the marble columns. "Thanks for the house, God," Bear says. "But let me ask you a question. I get this little two-bedroom house with a faded banner and Shug gets a mansion with Auburn banners and AU flags flying all over the place. Why is that?" God looks at him seriously for a moment, then says, "Bear, that's not Shug's house. That's mine."	Send This Page to Friend or Foe! SUBMIT A JOKE! Please don't change the pre-set subject line of the e-mail you send. If you change the subject line, we won't get your joke :)
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