- it warms up to -35 degrees (Fahrenheit) and you go out in your short sleeves to wash you car.
- you drive for a mile on square tires on a -65 morning before they eventually become normal.
- when you have to put your sun visor down at 3:00 a.m.
- all of your relatives refer to you as "that crazy person that lives up there!"
- your kids think that you have to get on a airplane to go on vacation.
- freezing, 32 degrees (Fahrenheit), is warm enough to wash your car.
- you only own four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco.
- you design your Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit.
- the mosquitoes have landing lights.
- you have more miles on you snowblower than your car.
- you have 10 favorite recipes for moose meat.
- you've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.
- driving is better in the winter because the potholes get filled with snow.
- you think sexy lingerie is fleece socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.
- you owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.
- at least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.
- the most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.
- your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.
- you think the start of moose season is a national holiday.
- you frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the bears won't prowl on your deck.