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A Maineiac

Mainer = A person who stays in Maine for an entire winter.

Maineiac = A person who doesn't have the sense to leave Maine after the 1st winter.

Application to live in Mississippi

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NAME: ___________________________________  C.B. HANDLE: ____________________

ADDRESS: (R.F.D. - H.C.R.) _________________________________________________


DADDY (If unknown, attach list of 3 suspects): _____________________________


MAMA: ______________________________________________________________________


NECK SHADE:  ( ) LIGHT RED    ( ) MEDIUM RED    ( ) DARK RED

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